Depression Farm

by LazyJ

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My first 11 Youtube songs. Just hit buy now and enter zero for the amount and get it for free!

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released February 14, 2017

LazyJ- Lead Saxophone
Quantrell Terrivulous Del'Monte- moral support
Chester T. Wolfbane McFistica- Janitor

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Track Name: Lizard Hole (A Message From Hillary)
I love this nation, it's true, it's true,
Every donor dollar in my mansion was made,
For you (plebs).
Would've done all those things that Sanders said,
But now nobody's able,
Cause you couldn't accept my dominion.

So good luck, goodbye,
Though many may die,
I'll be safe deep inside my lizard hole.

Don't know how I lost, to a mental toddler,
Maybe I should actually give a fuck about the people,
But I'm not sure, no I'm not sure,
Actually now that I think about it,
I hate you all, not pretending now,
It's true, I deserved it all, handed to me by you.

So farewell, fuck off,
Trump's your fault,
Every primary's rigged,
Deep inside my lizard hole.

I woulda said anything you wanted,
Pretended to believe anything you wanted,
Said I'd do anything anything you wanted,
Anything at all,
Just let me be in the oval office.

Fuck you all.

So good luck, goodbye,
Though many may die,
I'll be safe deep inside my lizard hole.
So farewell, fuck off,
Trump's your fault,
Every primary's rigged,
Deep inside my lizard hole.
Track Name: The Onisionion Theme Song
I like to romance underage girls and leave them,
I film their mental breakdowns, make some money there,
I got hair like I'm in 2003, my online girlfriends are at least 13,
Yeah, without your parents' approval we'll get married,
And by your eighteenth birthday, we'll make a baby.

Yeah I think you're too old for me,
It's not your fault that I'm a sick fuck,
If you're too young, well it's okay, hey,
I'll fly you away, to where it's more legal, babe,
Then we'll pretend to break up,
Yeah get on Twitter and pretend to break up,
Cause I'm a piece of shit.

Welcome to the Onision forum, baby,
It's not for me, it's for you, maybe,
So send your sexy pictures, for a rating,
It's to help your body image,
Hold on let me get my dick out,
I'm a feminist, if you're not you're retarded,
Oh hey I'm not a feminist so I can call Blaire White a cunt.

Yeah I think you're too old for me,
It's not your fault that I'm a sick fuck,
If you're too young, well it's okay, hey,
I'll fly you away, to where it's more legal, babe,
Then we'll pretend to break up,
Yeah get on Twitter and pretend to break up,
Cause I'm Onision.
Track Name: Sam
We tried to find a way through the darkness,
And the silence inside,
We never could, we never were able to make the climb.

Then we found her, she parted the dark waves,
The tide fell away,
So our souls were all joined on that beautiful day.

Sam.

We'll never know her holy reasons,
But together, we will weather the harshest of seasons,
With Sam.
Track Name: Rusty Dusty
Dusty, you've gotten rusty,
Why are you playing those video games?
Hey Whitey, Trump's in the White House,
Then why are you playing those video games?

I guess you're just trying to find your way,
But it's hard with VR goggles on your face,
You told so many people that you're taking them on,
Taking on Trump, taking on the right,
But it seems kind of hard to find,
Yeah it seems kind of hard to find.

Dusty, you've gotten rusty,
Why are you playing those video games?
Hey Whitey, Trump's in the White House,
Then why are you playing those video games?
Let me try to explain,
It's odd when you get mad at what other people make,
And then most all of what you create,
Is some jokes in fuckin' video games.

So you're a troll and a showman,
Well then I really don't know then,
What you think or believe,
Yeah what you really think
When you're making up a "show",
In your Facebook posts.

Dusty, you've gotten rusty,
Time to retire to your private lake,
Whitey, I don't hate ya',
I'm just disappointed.
Track Name: At Least I'm Not Brett Keane
I'm addicted to methamphetamine, since the age of three,
Emotionally crippled, my mom and dad rape me,
Homeless in the desert, surviving on rats and pee.

At least I'm not Brett Keane,
At least I'm not Brett Keane.

If your life is full of failures,
And it's getting real tough now,
Body's riddled with cancer,
Your spouse has kicked you out,
Your own family has disowned you,
Nowhere at all to be,
At least you're not Brett Keane,
At least you're not Brett Keane.

So if you're ever feeling down,
And need to put your mind at ease,
Take off that noose, sit there, watch some gamesuluv and see,
That at least you're not Brett Keane.

A child in Mosul awakens to the bombs,
Gunfire through his window, tearing his little flesh from his little bones,
He lays dying on the floor, accepting death as he bleeds,
And he thinks.

At least I'm not Brett Keane,
At least I'm not Brett Keane.
Track Name: I Love (Candidate)
*Trump chatter*

I love America except when I wanna fuck it up,
I love democracy,
But wanna have a revolution if Trump is defeated,
They all call me a piece of shit, deplorable,
Hey I love free speech,
Except when you are critical of me,
I wish all these SJW pussies,
Would stop telling me how to talk,
Go ahead, can you shut the fuck up, cuck,
Oh my god, I can't even suck Trump's dick in public,
Or I get disagreed with, I'm such a victim,
I can't really understand why anyone,
Would wanna argue with followers of a man who wants to turn America,
Into white Chwistian Iran, I don't really get that,
Gotta sue the biased press,
Gotta protect the first amendment,
But I don't know what it really says, shit...
Thank god we have Breitbart and Infowars these days,
Free of bias, pushing the truth every day,
Yall don't understand 4d chess,
Trump is a motherfucking genius,
Just gotta look past the fact that he can't put together,
Basic sentences, and has trouble with simple concepts,
Like what the Constitution says,
Yall don't understand, brainwashed by the man.

Hey! Y'all trying to tell me that a majority of Americans find Donald Trump horrific,
And even if they hate Hillary Clinton and aren't particulary enthusiastic about her,
they find her a better option,
Because they think Trump's a blithering retard? You're telling me Trump might lose legimitely?
Sounds like it's rigged, like it's rigged.

*Hillary chatter*

I love Hillary Clinton,
Back off losers, it's her fuckin' turn bitch,
Don't give a flying fuck about her emails,
Gonna beat Trump with an army of females,
I can't hear you when you say that she's corrupt,
Just cause she takes money from banks and such,
As well as big pharma and Saudi Arabia and many other questionable sources through
the Clinton Foundation as well as horribly mismanaging national security interests with her illegal private home email server
and she generally displays wanton disregard for the law and proper governmental procedure,
I don't care, she's not Trump, I don't care I don't care she's not Trump, (sing it bitches)
I don't care, I don't care, she's not Trump, I don't care.

*third party chatter*

Give me Jill Stein, it's third party time,
She doesn't know shit about science, that's fine,
She has terrible economic plans,
But she's not Trump or Clinton,
Sure she compared nuclear plants to a-bombs,
But bragging about third party voting on Facebook gives me a huge fucking hard on, (that's right)
Johnson's legit, he's my motherfucking bro,
What's the libertarian platform, I don't know,
I like seeming knowledgable about shit,
By opening my mouth and sucking third party dick,
They both recycle popular buzzwords and phrases,
But they're just crazier versions of the same shit.

Oh man, just fuck this election. I quit. I fucking quit.
Track Name: The Drunken Peasants Fanjerk Anthem
I love the Drunken Peasants,
They are the best podcast,
All four of the peasants are basically God,
I'd suck TJ's dick, and also Paul's dick,
I'd pray each day to Scotty, and Ben's the key to it all.

Oh shit, I just got home yeah, can't watch to watch some
Drunken Peasants podcast,
If you don't them, fuck off, it's the best shit,
Funny commentary on videos, they're hilarious,
Sometimes low brow, it's true, don't be so serious,
It's four dudes having fun, so take it fuckin' easy yeah,
Show are occasionally bland, I don't give a shit,
Do you see how many shows they film man.

*betrayal saga*

I hate the Drunken Peasants,
They are a shitty podcast,
All four of you scammers can suck my cock,
They never listen to the whims of the fans,
So let's start #fuckben,
When TJ was on Joe Rogan, Joe should have murdered him.

Oh hell no, just got home to see some shortened DP "clips",
Spamming up my feed, no! (my feed, my feed is so full),
What the fuck is this, a guest I don't like?
Don't you know as a fan I own your whole life,
Back in 2015 DP were so pure and clean,
Yeah when did they get so goddamn mean,
They're a disease on intellectualism,
When don't they follow my vision,
Please DP, let me make your decisions,
Go to their patreon, remove five dollars,
Start my own show, make five dollars,
I'm telling you, they used to be perfect,
Now I only watch Inebriated Discussions, the superior version.

Uh, get fucked DP. Do exactly what I want, when I want, and you get
my five dollar patreon donation back, bitches. I'll see you in the
Brett Keane hangout. At least he has standards.
Track Name: The Drunken Peasants Pauljerk Symphony
I do not like Paul,
I do not enjoy him,
I will make a post now,
About how I would enjoy murdering him.

Oh shit I really can't stand Paul,
Now we fans all gotta stand tall,
About our criticisms,
That have been noted,
A thousand times.
I listened,
When Paul talked about,
Getting divorced and losing all his friends,
Being depressed and moving then,
Having to restart his whole life,
Fuck depression.
I don't give a fuck,
I demand perfection in my podcasters' performances,
You cunts, get up and respond
To every single one,
Of my complaints,
Cause nobody anywhere has said the same thing.

I do not like Paul,
I do not enjoy him,
I will make a post now,
About how I would enjoy murdering him.

Another day, another time,
I might have enjoyed you,
But now I'm just committed to the hatred.
It doesn't matter,
That you said you know you're salty,
And you're trying to work on it.
Yeah I don't even care,
I don't give a fuck,
I demand mmediate change, immediate change,
Immediate change. Fuck you, Paul.

I do not like Paul,
I do not enjoy him,
I will make a post now,
About how I would enjoy murdering him.
I do not like Paul,
I do not tolerate him,
I would like it known now,
That I would enjoy skinning him.

You don't know what it's like,
To find yourself in the headlights,
Of a Drunken Peasants episode,
Where Paul's not listenin' to my advice.
I don't know why he would disregard me,
Except if he's retarded, like me,
Oh no, oh no.
I just want him to know that his whole life is a failure,
Because of several times he made mistakes,
Unlike me at any point in my life, come and see.

FUCK YOU PAUL. REE.
Track Name: Anita
Anita, I'd fuck you whenever I'm able,
You're the best babe I know, Anita.
Anita, why you gotta be a feminist,
Come be a sexual object, in my bed.

*stunning xylophone solo*

Anita, I wanna ravage you like Brett Keanne,
Mouth fucks a bowl of mac and cheese, so bend over,
Anita I wanna make you scream like Jesus screamed on the cross.